I SAW THE SIGN
MONTHLY SIGN CONTEST!
1) Must be original
1.b) If not original, must be witty and intelligent
1.c) If not witty or intelligent, must show government credentials.
2) Must be 75 letters or less.
3) Cannot contain obscenities or racial slurs.
4) One submission per person per month.
6) Sign stays up for 14 days or whenever we can get someone to
7) You win our undying adulation and a free gallon of any paint you would like!
Please send submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org